Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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