Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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