Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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