We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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