My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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