Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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