Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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