Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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