Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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