Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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