Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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