I wish i was in the wii world.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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