Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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