kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
im on a boat
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