Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.