the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager