I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything