Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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