This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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