He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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