That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Randomize
