Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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