She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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