Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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