I should be sponsored by Trojan
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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