so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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