Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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