I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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