It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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