from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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