Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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