So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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