She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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