What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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