is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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