that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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