Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
as a side note pls kill me
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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