I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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