2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we made out on top of his cat.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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