and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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