You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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