That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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