I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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