He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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