We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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