Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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