I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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