I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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