Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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