If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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