I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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