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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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