just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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