just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
