On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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