hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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