I need help removing her.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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