You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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