The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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