I love how my cats smell like pot.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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